The Line-up

	"Link" Vocals - Auto Theft Link landed this gig after many years touring, often very fast indeed, with various outfits that would now prefer to remain anonymous, if you know what I mean. Has recently completed a tour of Her Majesty's Prisons which was reportedly "a riot". Now confines his hell-raising to gigs with the band. Favourite car - Fast !
	"Daisy" Vocals - Fraud Keep an eye on your audit books... Favourite animal - Fox!
	"Rusty" Guitar - Embezzling Book-keeping (and cash keeping) a speciality ! Self styled 'Sex God' and Transparent Wall Hygiene Engineer, light-fingered Rusty likes nothing more than to peek through your windows and check out your assets ! A man who, if asked to "turn it down a bit" would be likely to take off his flourescent ruffled shirt. Watch out for this six stringed Fender tickler girls ! Has been in more bands than you've had hot dinners and some of them still talk to him too ! Favourite films - Blue.
	"Marvin" Bass - Arson "Marvellous" Marvin holds down the low notes and the low-life in this band. Can be relied upon to turn up, turn on and hold down a riff till it ignites. Favourite food - HOT !
	"Charlie" Keyboards - Breaking and Entering Charlie looks after the keys in more ways than one... Favourite piano - Grand!
	"Dwayne" Drums - Petty Larceny Tub-thumper and skin-basher is dead handy with a steam-machine. Watch you don't scald you paradiddles now... Favourite film - "Bonnie and Clyde".
	"Elvis" Tenor Sax - Smuggling Elvis knows his way round a Custom shed like a true professional - he knows his way in and he knows his way out and he knows the ways of the authorities. You'll never know he's been there till there's a ton of something missing. If you need 240 cases of Hong Kong whisky he knows where to find it. Look for watches inside his overcoat. Plays sax - you can't miss him ! Favourite tune - Mack the Knife.
	"Louis" Trumpet - Con jobs What makes Louis so good at his con jobs is the way he can blow his own trumpet. Least favourite place - Stoke Gifford?